Shlongenus


the male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an -ss.
the weather j-zzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

person a: dude i’m starring in a musical where i have to dry hump an obese old guy.

person b: sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

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