shlongmo


a d-ck loving hippie who is needed to be -ssasinated up the -ss
you need to kill that shlongmo

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  • Make it Happen

    to do something and complete it. usually under extreme circ-mstances. you have two days to build this house from scratch. make it happen girl. to use a resourceful, underhanded, or primitive approach in problem solving that generally eschews a more sophisticated or otherwise superior method. joe: i threw my frisbee on the roof by mistake […]

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    a small room or sp-ce that is secluded and makes for a great place to have s-x. typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house dude, you could totally take chicks to your room out here. it’s the ultimate hump hut.

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    action taken in early morning, after shutting alarm clock. “sorry i’m late. the alarm woke me at six, but i reslumbered.”

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    being a total bamf and dominating at life. not taking cr-p from anyone and showing your supremeness. alex is respecting the game hardcore when he talks in his english accent jacob failed to respect the game when he fell over jumping hurdles.


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