shloopie
a silent sounding wet p–pie
i’ve created a shloopie in my pants, hear it??? oh wait it is non-sounding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- shmacockus
(shmuhh-c-ck-es) modern insult in reference to a pre – historic douche bag. for i.e fred: “well you see, a sloot is a female who gets a lot of vitamin d.” jim:”yeah i got it, shmac-ckus…”
- flopping the dolphin
to jerk off. like beating the meat. chick 1: why are his hands sticky? chick 2: he was flopping the dolphin.
- flouptched
depending on the context in which it is used, flouptched can mean f!#ked up in either a positive or negative way. “man, that was good s$%t. i’m really flouptched!” or “the timing chain skipped a tooth and now the engine runs all flouptched.”
- Flowerday
someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work. did you smell her breath? no amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! she’s such a flowerday!
- Fluggin
the act of making a penaut b-tter and jelly sandwich while f-cking, and then j-zzing into the sandwich, then serving it to your guests. carl and sh-lly were at a dinner party so they f-cked, jazzed into the sandwiches, and gave it to their friends. = fluggin