Shlop


the physical form of s-xual intercourse/oral s-x. the origin of the word derives from the sound s-x makes, or “shlop.”
“dude, i f-ckin’ shlopped two beeshes last night. it was insane.”

“i was so smacked last night, i didn’t even know i was shlopping this beesh.”

walt wittman beeshes love the shlop
1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.gross wh-r-
did you see that shlop that just walked p-ssed? she had to weigh d-mn near 400 pounds!

that b-tch is such a shlop, she f-cked everyone at my lunch table!
when a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a ‘shlop’ before swallowing.
john takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his c-ke. with it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
davy comments “like a bit of shlop do we?”
the act of being drunk and stupid
is there gonna be beer at the party? because i want to get so shlops tonight
the b-mps on your knees
‘ my shlops are on fire!’
pr-nunciation: /shhh-l0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump
hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.
gettn ur lil d wet.
i was gettn shloped by some ugly -ss girl last weekend. i guess i was gettn shloppa style.

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