Shloppy Shannons


worse than “sloppy seconds”

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has s-x with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
“dude, my roomate is in my room having s-x with my shloppy shannons, yeah… i just banged her a few days ago and he’s swimming in my c-m.”

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