Shlossing
taking a sh-t while simultaneously flossing. usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.
robert: man, i thought i was definitely going to be late to work today.
joe: how do you get ready so fast in the morning?
robert: dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.
joe: you’re sick.
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