Shlumpkin
when a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral s-x.
oooo sh-t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a shlumpkin
getting head, taking a sh-t, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.
i wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.
when a girl performs f-ll-t– while dropping the kids off at the pool.
stacy’s boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
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to get your salad tossed while taking a p-ss
oh man, jerry’s wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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