Shly
shly (adj): to be ridiculously slimy, oily, or otherwise greasy, while at the same time being very sly. the y sound can be accentuated, “shlyyyyy”.
1:
“sir, may i be excused from the lesson, i have an appointment with my….dental proffessional.”
“what a shly dog.”
2:
“apologies, my table tennis tournament, the tttt, has had to be…terminated. there will be no refunds.”
“hisssssssssssss, shly! shly!”
incredibly sly- likely to steal your money, double-cross you, or lie to you- pr-nounced slowly.
what do you mean you won’t gimme the ticket, i already paid…alex, you’re very shly.
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