shmaffer
one who smells the stench of -ss but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging b-n-r back to its natural flimsy state.
o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.
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