Shmaggot


a “sh-t head” that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. in short: sh-t head + maggots= shmaggot. alternatively shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
shmaggot, shut up and get your shmaggots under control!

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