shmaglocked


intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one’s mouth. sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)
i did 16 speedb-lls before i went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

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