Shmammied


adj.- 1.to be in a state of blatent intoxication.
2. to be just p-ss drunk.
we got so shmammied last night, i cant remember a thing.
being completely hammered that you slur your words and can’t control yourself.
priscilla was really shmammied at that party the other night.
thoroughly intoxicated.
we’re gonna have us a no-pants party, play some rockband, and get shmammied

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