Shmammogram
the act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (comes from the term “shwasted,” meaning drunk.)
i’m so hung over from that party last night that i was a hot mess at my shmammogram this morning.
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sudden hard-on for no apparent reason. when you get a random b-n-r with no s-xual arrousal. usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to cl-ss through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.
- herpy-derpy
uselesss; nonsense. none of your herpy-derpy talk!
- h.e. syndrome
when you want to totally bang out some girl that’s not even that hot, and don’t know why dude i totally wanna bang that girl why man? she’s not even hot i know, i must have h.e. syndrome
- hetch hog
guys who love to dives into the women sn-tch and smell there cl-toris odors, just to get a hard erections before s-x.. some is heaving a hetch hog day – loll
- HHDL
shorthand for his holiness the dalai lama hhdl says that our purpose in life is to be happy and that living a generous and moral life will help us achieve that goal.