Shmang


shmang is the combination of two slang words for s-x. “smash” and “bang”
joe : did you have s-x with that fat chick last night?
bob : not only did i have s-x with her, i shmanged the sh-t out of her!
having intense s-x while smashing and banging
last night me and my girlfriend totally shmanged
an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.
everytime i leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.
to have such amazing s-x with some one that you are smashing and banging them at the same time.
“that lady is so fine, i just want to shmang her till the sun rises, then sets.”

“oh my god, he shmanged me so good last night.”

“so i was shmanging this girl behind the club and she was so drunk that she doo-dooed all over herself, i think i did a d-mn good job.
a close male friend, cooler than most
whats goin on, shmang?

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