shmantz
a meteros-xual man’s version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. very popular with the european male.
“d-mn, he be wearing shmantz. it’s not that hot outside.”
a meteros-xual man’s version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. very popular with the european male.
“d-mn, he be wearing shmantz. it’s not that hot outside.”
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