Shmap


used when someone is talking a load of cr-p or has been acting stupid all day.

or just generally used wen ur dissing somebody saying that they are boring,uncool e.t.c
ur talking shmap!
or
argh! john is being soo annoying
don’t worry he’s so shmap anyway.
a friend with whom you trot the globe with.
shmaps and i are going to europe.

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