Shmarf
someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
tori: hey your my smush
sara: well your my shmarf
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super mega hectic wow bro see the rack on that subwoofer…. shmectic! used in the phrase ‘hectic shmectic’ which means smart/awesome. hectic shmectic antiseptic.
- Grim Reap-Her
a s-xual act in which the male administers a fatal overdose of a drug to the female and then begins s-xual intercourse with her–the goal being for the male to achieve -rg-sm before the female dies. friend: “dude.. where’s your girlfriend?” me: “oh, forgot to tell you… i talked her into doing the grim reap-her!” […]
- Groff
verb. 1. the act of unconsciously -j-c-l-t-ng during daylight hours. 2. to suffer a wet dream during a mid-day nap. aw, sh-t! i took a nap after cl-ss and i totally groffed myself. groff groffing: to groff when engaged in the act off groffing meaning when your in the heat of p-ssion and start to […]
- groin apples
plain and simple……b-lls ask me again and i’ll kick in yer groin apples !!!!
- Grundle Tar
a thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person’s -sshole and genitals. holy f-ck, what smells like a decaying corpus?” “off courrsee it’s the grundle tar stuck to horvach’s gooch!!! a thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between […]