shmed


a ciggarette, us.
a f-g, british.
“hey, give me one of them shmeds”
“do you have any shmeds?”
a fat midget with a deep voice.
dude that shmed looks like an “umpa lumpa” but has a deep voice!

my uncle is a shmed! hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
nick shrmens nickname
shmed is gay so go and say hii

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