Shmeebs


man t-ts
holy sh-t look at the shmeebs on that guy
a person who you just cant respect under any circ-mstances. a disgrace to society. “the lowest of the low”

you can point out a shmeeb very easily. they can be either dorky, ugly, not funny, disgraceful, stupid, disgusting, sc-mmy or any of the above
what a shmeeb
cute and dorky, but not in a mean way when used as a noun.
as in “she’s such a shmeeb.”

can also mean cute little kids.

can also be used when you don’t have a clue what is going on as in “what the shmeeb??”
the ice cream truck came and all the little shmeebs came running.

what the shmeeb do you think you are doing?
mammaries. female br–sts. jumper puppies.
“look at the shmeebs on that baby!”
man b–bs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid
holy sh-t look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!
a strong, tough man b–b
nice shmeebs there kory!
fantastic new unis-x word relating to all types of underwear. far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. shmeebs provides the linguistic antic-p-tion of all types of undergarment. use it with pride!!
“rachel have you seen my shmeebs?”

“yes sunshine, they’re on the lampshade where you left them!”

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