shmek
a dirty mennonite that everyone hates and smells like total garbage because they don’t shower and usually skip school to work on the farm.
that girl with the flower dress is a dirty shmek.
kody is the biggest shmek ever.
kody smells like my -ss so he’s a shmek.
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