1. a really annoying person who gets on everyone’s nerves
2. someone who thinks they are so popular, but everyone is just pretending to like them
3. the captain of the chess club
tommy: isn’t richard such a shmep omg!?
rita: naw, that’s rude he is my friend
- dutch present
a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy ” oh how lovely, tickets to see andy murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. well you can take your dutch present and go on your own”
bag of juice, drunkard the geezer on the corner’s on old bazo.
- monday fingers
the inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a monday, often because of weekend hangover. “gah! i can’t type this morning. dang monday fingers.”
- what a solid
a phrase used to indicate an achievement or any good occasion. can also be used to describe people. a: i got a 100 on my math test. b: what a solid a: my girlfriend finally sucked my d-ck b: d-mn, what a solid
- 1 line wednesday
1-line wednesday 1-line wednesday: a segment on the world famous chris daniel show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. there is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. it is open to both am and fm broadcasts, but generally ruled by the am with […]