Shmess


a short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. however, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.
is this a shirt or a dress? ummmm…shmess.

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