Shmib
a shmib; a person lacking cordination.
to act retarted or faloniess
a person reeking of foosie pookie!
d-mn dude your cousin is a shmib fool!
quit acting like a shmib your embar-ssing me!
plural: shmibs
a word used specifically to describe a cat’s ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. in other words: shibs = cat’s ribs that you want to kick. simple enough?
shut up, cat. i will kick you square in the shmibs.
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