shmidget
a nasty little troll human that’s gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. it is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. they also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.
old guy in the neighborhood: “hey!! wait don’t go in there!! cant you read the sign?”
new guy in the neighborhood: “what sign?”
old guy in the neighborhood: “the ‘beware of shmidget’ sign out front. its just too risky.
old guy in the neighborhood: but this is my house.
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