shmitty


a shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. they are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

they are short but buff.
cyntatetz bro, don’t mess with da shmitty bro.
to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.
“dang thought that i had my keys. shmitty!”

man i thought that girl was cute, then i saw her face. shmitty!!
da best name ever
da coolest person alive
i wish shmitty was my name

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