Shmizzing
pretending to c-m in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed
“hey wtf man!? why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?”
“oh man im sorry i just c-mmed in my pants for no s-xual reason looks like i cant get my -ss beaten by you”
(mumbles) “i dont need to put up with his shmizzing
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