Shmoi


the name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.
“who’s heckler?” – heckler’s not a person you shmoi!
“your pulling my hair out of its sockets!” -shmoi
“send her back to battersea dogs home”

“she’s a blonde bombsite.”

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