Shmoogle
the act of becoming so s-xually excited that you -j-c-l-t-, sh-t, and p-ss at the exact same time.
random guy1: dude, did you hear about jake and sh-lly last night?
random guy2: oh yeah man jake totally shmoogled all over that -ss.
jake: i tried to hold it but… d-mn has she got away around the bedroom.
1.(v.) to attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.
2.(n.) one who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. this is a good thing.
1. louanne: don’t make me shmoogle you!
joe: oh, please do.
2. louanne: joe, you’re such a shmoogle.
joe: let’s get it on.
3. louanne: you are so very shmoogle, joe.
joe: why thank you!
1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff
i totally want to shmoogle that guy” or “i feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats” or “oh, shmoogle, don’t worry, i love you” or “yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth
a hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.
a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.
“wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?”
my friend sam, one day, i just say hey, you, shmoogles, come’er!
shmoog
shmoogle
shmoo
shmoogles
there are all the same word from sam!!!
shmoogle is an alternate word for cigarette, or smoke…
1. do you want a shmoogle?
2. hey, do you want to come out and shmoogle?
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