shmoopie
a person who is adored by another. see shmoop.
you are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
proper noun: the pet name that jerry seinfeld gave to his girlfriend
“i love you, shmoopie!”
when people are super cute towards one another. or just make you smile
when a person is being super shmoopie towards another.
an executive that is completely full of cr-p
important people who thing there cr-p doesn’t stink are all shmoopies
silly person…
“you shmoopie!”
crazy, under the influnce,
i was so shmoopie last night
a little wet p–pie that is half diaria and half regular p–pie…
oh by the way when i borrowed your gym shorts yesterday i left a little shmoopie for you in them….. or i know why it smells so bad in your room jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case…
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