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• Shnod

  a key word in the vocabulary of a r-t-rd. see also: sheen bertram yaha yehoho “ok will time for your medicine.” “shnod!”

• Modupe

  an amazing nigerian yoruba name which means “i give thanks” also it can be used as an accompliment loner: “your are soo modupe” cool kid: “thanks, sucha shame ur a billy no mates”

• moriswineophobia

  the phobia of all dead pigs, or pork products. to a moriswinophobic all pork products are sickening, but this phobia excludes other meats, or animals. this phobia is not to be confused with swineophobia, the fear of all pigs. “dude, you gonna eat bacon?” “no, you have it… please!” “oh, you don’t like bacon?” “nah, […]

• mornin wood

  when you wake up with a hard on see also monopoly and stiffy i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

• Shopping Cart Chicken

  when two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision. “i was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and i ended up in a game of shopping cart […]

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