Shmooze
v. meaningless chit-chat. making your acquaintence.
see mingle.
what a pretty girl. i think i’ll go shmooze.
(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
i schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
yiddish: 1. to chill, talk or mingle with people.
2. to catch up with somebody you haven’t talked to in a while.
can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
yo chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
(verb) to awkwardly bull sh-t your way through in an important situation. sometimes involves sucking up.
dude, you totally shmoozed her.
(verb) to shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. it often involves ‘slicking’ one’s hair back using product, water and a comb. ‘shmoozing’ is seen by many as an art.
“howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes”
“howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god d-mn nice”
“i’m just off for a shmooze – the birds will appreciate it later”
the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah sh-t, you shmoozed all over the bed.
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