shmorg
to shmorg, to insert the p-n-s between the big toe and the pointer toe of the female. not to be used in a gay f-ssion. only applicable if being videotaped by a midget.
verb: shmorging, or to shmorg
dude, your shmorging is all over you tube.
i shmorged that hoe so hard i de-corned her.
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