shmote


1. an idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repet-tious) questions
2. an expletive relating to something b-n-l, pathetic, or without consequence. used similary to “joe shmo”.

the word is formed by the condensation of “schmuck” (yiddish for “d-ck”) and “smote” (english for the past participle of the verb “to smite”).
1. c.c. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, “i’m going to ride your -ss” questions. i wish i didn’t work with such a shmote.
3. let’s say one client company, shmote investment firm a, wanted to implement this functionality.

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