shmuck fuck


1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to -ssimilate to the m-sses.
lara (shopping downtown chi-town) – “dude, i look like i just crawled out of a dumpster. i look like such a shmuck f-ck right now. god i love andrejs k!!!!”

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