Shmuckstash


noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.
after reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

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