Shmush
a nickname for your boy/girlfriend or just friend who you makes you laugh, you love and who loves you in return. they are lovable, funny and trustworthy. simply amazing.
1.
girl: he’s my shmush.
2.
boy: i love my girlfriend of a shmush.
a hall-ism for smush
an affricate is a stop and a fricative when you shmush them together.
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