shmutz
unidentifiable globule of something or other
you’ve got some shmutz on your shirt
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a yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese
i am your momma, come over here so i can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face
anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. usually found in a cl-ssroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.
hey goobers! before you go i want all of these shmutz picked up now! i swear, i will kill all of you dead, do it!
the best cover band in durham, nc. band members include bryan c-x, gideon and conor chickos, and matt mclaughlin. covers include songs by the beatles and elo, among others.
“hey, have you heard that new band shmutz? those guys rock!”
the sand that is in your v-g-n- when you do the scandinavian axel stall
hey stephen, why did you give jordan shmutz last night. it left her with a serious rash.
as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the p-n-s after circ-mcision
sm-tz is the same as a shmuck
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