Shmüzle


noun:

the act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving f-ll-t–, having a bowel movement, playing call of duty, and eating pizza. in other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing cod.
dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to sh-t so she gave me a shmüzle!

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