shmy
the act of quickly inserting one’s finger into an unsuspecting victim’s b-mmhole while shrieking “shmy!”
girl 1: i think that guy behind us with the backwards blue jays hat is about to shmy me.
girl 2: ya he already shmyed me
guy 1: -inserts finger into clothed b-mmhole- shmy!
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