shneeze

in the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
a sneeze which forces a little poo out.
i hope that i never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)
a rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of “shhhh!”-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
“some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began b-tching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. i was inbetween throwing a long “shhh” at her, when i suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. i’ll never live this down at the men’s club, that’s for d-mn sure.”
the rare occurance where you are taking a sh-t and you sneeze at the same time. your sh-t instantly comes out to the point where you almost don’t need to wipe.
i just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn’t get through one page of my book.
shneeze:

shneeze shhhh – knees

a combination of two bodily functions;
1. sh-t, the human excretion function
2. a sneeze

generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the -n-s.
john was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong p–p odor before letting out a shneeze.