shnerb

shnerb (al-ko-hol) noun

1. a shnerb is one who frequently paints their -rs- green and runs around on a flag pole thinking it is a flying broom stick. you can casually find them at your local barbeque parties shouting “where’s my funzies toy, hermi-one?!”

2. a flanimal that ricky gervais had created with his wife
ellis, “hey, do you remember that shnerb who crashed your bbq party?

roonie, “yer, i think it hit my balding dad with a stick threatening him with the avada kedavra curse”
a shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. it only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called “shmiggle”.it loves listening to lady gaga, and ke$ha. it doesn’t have wings, and it doesn’t live in a tree. to make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a “zit”. zit’s spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. badger’s spend time eating people’s asophogaus’s and trademarking certain area’s of the world by spelling out the words ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). zit’s can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. badger’s can only think of one thing: power. shnerb’s like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
shnerb: i love the muppet named sam the eagle.
zit: neemish. graceme.
badger: power.
can meen anything from yo to sure. works in most cases and replaces many various words
today i shnerbed my flergen