shnoodling
a man with a foreskin pullls his foreskin over a circ-msized man’s p-n-s head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the “unhooded” man off with his foreskin/hand.
i was shnoodling fred yesterday, he enjoyed the whole thing, he won’t pee right for a week.
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