something you shout when something goes to sh*t
oh shnoz gobbler, i accidentally touched betty’s chesticles.
- risen rooster
when your c*ck decides wake up. another term for getting a b*n*r. dude… this girl just told me i had a risen rooster in cl*ss
- twisted unicorn
during a threesome, when two p*n*s’s are twisted and then penetrate the *n*l cavity, without any sort of lubrication. thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn. “yo liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted unicorn? i was talking to luke and […]
- beep beep lettuce
a way to say goodbye. friend: alright, beep beep lettuce! me: beep beep lettuce!
while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they ‘happen’ to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you is that? no it can’t be, or could it, he’s got. d*mn! he knows i’m looking at […]