shock and awe


when one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his p-n-s then pulls out quickly and delivers his scr-t-m to the open gagged mouth.
edward: did you hear what johnny did?
jethro: no
edward: he gave susy the shock and awe, i heard she was p-ssed
random homeless man: i heard she liked it
when one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his p-n-s then pulls out quickly and delivers his scr-t-m to the open gagged mouth.

edward: did you hear what johnny did?
jethro: no
edward: he gave susy the shock and awe, i heard she was p-ssed
random homeless man: i heard she liked it
after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts “shock” and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was “awe”
dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the h-ll out of us!
a shock and awe is a modification of the traditional ‘shocker’ technique.

after the index and middle fingers are inserted into the v-g-n-l cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the -n-s (the ‘shock’ in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the cl-toris; hence production of the ‘awe’.
the john surprised laci with an unexpected application of the ‘shocker’ during their initial 1 hour session. but what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp brock’s technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
when one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a p-n-s (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scr-t-m to the open mouth (awe).
edward: did you hear what johnny did?
jethro: no
edward: he gave susy the shock and awe, i heard she was p-ssed
random homeless man: i heard she liked it
the american campaign of m-ssive aerial bombardment during the 2003 iraq war that flattened baghdad.
you have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. first rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. when done bare -ss blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your -ss off. its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones
i gave my girl a shock and awe last night when she was sleeping. that will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

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