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• Skooter

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• slurfen

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  (snooged, snooging) a deep, shameless, and p-ssionate cuddlefest in which a person’s entire body is involved in rubbing up on or embracing a beloved partner. think “richandamy” from the comic strip zits. “every time we go, she tries to snooge up on me, and i can’t even walk!” “she was all snooged up on him […]

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