shock red


the highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarr-ssment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.
i turned shock red when i noticed the people watching me dance.

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