shockblocker


similar to a c-ckblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)… it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a c-ck, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
i tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

stop being a shockblocker.

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