shoe douche


a guy who thinks their a bad-ss for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
bill: “yo, angie i just got some new adidas check them out.”

angie: “i don’t give a sh-t your such a shoe douche who cares.”
a home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes
i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, “man, girl go get a shoedouche!!”

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