Shoe-er


shoe- er.job description. a shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on airport runways of australia. the shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice ‘shoe’ . marcupils include drop bears, koalas, wombats, dung bats, possums and specifically kangaroos.
q. so what does your brother do as an occupation?

a. he is a shoe-er.
q. oh how intriging. where is he currently working?

a. he currently works for the international termianl at sydenys airport. he works for both arrivals and departures. however, he only enjoys the shoe-in’s on the departure flights, due to the mixture of kangaroo’s, drop bears and dung bats.

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