shoe obsession disorder
abbreviation is s.o.d. or sod
womankind’s enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.
commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
“husbands come and go, but manolo blahnik slingbacks are for life.” – liza minnelli
“i will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!” – carrie bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.
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